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搞笑鬼故事之推销员

2021-02-04 作者:故事大全 阅读:
  

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阿炳又失业了,这是他这

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个月的第三次失业。与上次不同的是,这次是他炒了老板的鱿鱼。他厌倦了在商场里向中老年妇女推荐化妆品,听那些老女人喋喋不休的唠叨,他想换份工作。

招聘启示看了一份又一份,简历也发出去无数份,每次都是石沉大海。

阿炳已经三十多岁了,他必须要照顾怀孕的老婆和上幼儿园的孩子。无奈之下,阿炳只好重操旧业,继续当起了推销员。不过,这次他选择了上门推销子的工作。

叮咚。

门铃响了一声,开门的是位漂亮的女士,皮肤白皙。

“你好,我是达丝妮鞋业的推销员,我……”

话音未落,门被重重地关上。

受到了冷遇的阿炳灰心丧气地坐在楼梯上,他第一次做上门推销员,没想到比在商场里对付那些老女人更可怕。

一分钟后,阿炳再次按下了那户人家的门铃。

“我不需要任何鞋子。”女人冷冷地说,脸上流露着一丝不屑。

“女士,也许您并不需要这样的鞋子,但是您的亲朋或许会需要这款舒适的运动鞋。而且我敢保证,任何家的运动鞋都不会有我家的舒服。”阿炳侃侃而谈。

“哦?难不成你家的运动鞋是人皮做的?”女人好奇地问。

“达丝妮鞋业有口皆碑,是业界口碑最好的制鞋大亨,只要您购买任意一双亲自体验下,我保证你会赞不绝口。”阿炳挺着胸脯,一副所言非虚的架势。

“我说过,我不需要鞋子。再见。”

阿炳深呼吸了几口气,再次按下了门铃。只要他成功地卖出这第一双,以后就会源源不断地卖出无数双。

门开了,女人怒气冲冲地站在阿炳的面前,“我说过我不需要鞋子,你见过哪个鬼有脚?”

一阵微风吹过,女人空空的裤管随风摆动着。

“女士,我们的鞋子就是专门为‘鬼’定制的,完全不需要有脚……”阿炳面带微笑地说。

Introduce:A Bing unemployed, this is him the 3rd unemployment of this month. With what differ last be, it is the squid that he fried a boss this. He was tired of in bazaar to in senile woman

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recommends cosmetic, listen to the nag of those old woman babble, he wants to change a job. Enlightenment of invite applications for a job saw another, resume also sends countless, it is disappear forever every time. A Bing already more than 30 years old, he must want to take care of pregnant wife and on the child of nursery school. But under, a Bing is forced to return to old trade, continued to should remove bagman. Nevertheless, this he chose to come to promote the work of shoe. Babble. The doorbell rang, those who open the door is a beautiful lady, the skin fair-skinneds in vain. "Hello, I am the bagman of line of business of shoe of the Ni that amount to silk, my …… " one's voice in speech did not fall, the door is shut he

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avily. Got the A Bing of cold reception sits depressly on stair, he is done for the first time come bagman, did not think of older than those making do in bazaar woman is more terrible. After a minute, a Bing pressed again the doorbell of that other people. "I do not need any shoe. " the wife says coldly, there is to distain on the face. "Lady, perhaps you do not need such shoe, but your close friend can need

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this comfortable sneaker probably. And I dare assure, what the sneaker of any homes won't have my home is comfortable. " A bright speak with fervor and assurance. "Oh? Does person skin do the sneaker that does not become your home hard? " the woman asks curiously. "Line of business of shoe of the Ni that amount to silk win universal praise, it is the shoemaking magnate with industry best public praise, want you to buy random only one parents falls from the experience, I make sure you can be profuse in praise. " A Bingting is worn chest, character of a pair of place is not the manner of empty. "I had said, I do not need shoe. Goodbye. " A Bingshen breathed a few tones, pressed again doorbell. Want him to sell successfully only give this the first pair, sell ceaselessly with respect to meeting in a steady stream later give countless pairs. The door opened, the woman stands quarrelsomely in A Bing before, "I had said I do not need shoe, had you seen which ghost has a foot? " a breeze has been blown, the trouser with feminine empty sky is swinging along with wind. "Lady, our shoe is technically namely ' ghost ' custom-built, do not need completely to have crural …… " area of A Bing area says smilingly.

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