搞笑鬼故事之马桶

　　

不懂家的马桶又堵了，自从搬进新居，不懂家的马桶像被定了时一样，每隔三天堵一次。臭味顺着马桶向上返，令人呕吐。

不懂很恼火，打电话给物业，物业的人象征性地来看看之后说是马桶自身的问题，不在他们的管辖范围之内。不懂又打电话给销售马桶的店铺，店铺的师傅上门来修理了几次，仍旧是每隔三天堵一次。后来，洁具店老板干脆要求不懂把马桶卸下来返厂。

新马桶很快就运到了，不懂兴高采烈地看着洁具店师傅仔仔细细地安装好，他再也不用闻那臭不可遏的味道了。

第二天，不懂起床的时候发现，整个屋子被一股难闻到无法形容的味道萦绕。不懂顺着恶臭来到卫生间，马桶正在无休止地向上涌着淡黄色的液体，不时地冒几个水泡，发出像人打嗝一样的声音。

不懂几乎要抓狂了，他甚至都还没有去试用一下新马桶。难道，是下水道的问题？

不懂第N次拿起了电话，这次，所有的电话都无人接听，整个世界好像只剩

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下不懂一个人一样。

不懂捏着鼻子来到卫生间，想看看到底是哪里出了毛病。刚走到马桶跟前，马桶突然翻起一个大水花，脏水悉数飞溅到不懂的脸上、身上。

“Shit,见鬼。”不懂骂骂咧咧地冲洗着被弄脏的部位。

这时，马桶里突然伸出一只黑褐色的，长满绿毛的胳膊，它慢慢地拍了拍不懂的肩膀。

“你好，哥们。”一个声音飘飘忽忽地说，“很高兴见到你，你见到我也感到很荣幸吧？”

“你是谁？”不懂惊恐地望着那只胳膊问。

“我外号马桶。”

不懂意识到自己真的见鬼了，下意识的，他想跑。

那只长满绿毛的手敏捷而准确地扼住不懂的咽喉，用力地将不懂整个人拖进马桶。

伴随着那奇怪的打嗝声，不懂消失得无影无踪。

良久，那只手慢慢伸出来，按了一下冲水键。

“即用即冲。”一个声音回荡在卫生间里。

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