网络时代的墓志铭
一日无聊，突发奇想，如果让大家自己给自己写个墓志铭，是不是会很有意思？于是鬼怪吧QQ群(34356744)上一呼，果然回复者甚众，特整理出一部分，供大家“鉴赏”：
心安理得型的：“服从规律。”
死了也操心的：“这里的管理费多少钱一平方米？”
买房压力太大的：“这个房子好，我很满意，终于不用再交月供了。”
童心未泯的：“就不告诉你这里是谁。”
将好奇进行到底的：“我终于满足了我人生的最后一个好奇心！”
怕寂寞的：“这里是衣冠冢，最多只埋了一根手指头，不信你挖开看。”
游戏迷的：“game over！”
生意经的：“广告招租。”
这位真的租出去了？——“办证13*********”
这个很幽默：“保鲜失败。”
这位看来深受假冒伪劣的伤害：“老婆，这瓶农药是真的！”
另一个也不含糊：“老婆，这瓶酒是假的！”
这位看来真的很厌世：“总算逃出来了。”
看来是个打工的：“哦，这里不要暂住证！”
有灌水嫌疑的：“该用户发言已被公墓管理员屏蔽。”
葬礼上的歌
在鬼怪吧QQ群(19234347)里发了一个提问：如果可以选择，大家希望在自己葬礼上放什么歌？精选回复如下。
回复一：我要放陈红的《常回家看看》……常回家看看……回家看看……
回复二：《Tmd，我爱你》
回复三：《今天是个好日子》
回复四：《今夜你会不会来》
回复五：《向天再借500年》
回复六：《其实不想走》
回复七：《喜刷刷》
回复八：《归来吧》
回复九：《我是不是该安静的走开》
回复十：《你知道我在等你吗》
回复十一：《其实不想走》
回复十二：《回头太难》
回复十三：《来来回回》
回复十四：《爱上一个不回家的人》
回复十五：如果我先死了，就对我最爱的人唱……《总有一天等到你》……
Introduce:The epitaph of network times a day dull, sudden crank, if let him everybody write an epitaph to oneself, is the meeting very interesting? Then phantom QQ group (breathe out on 34356744) , the person that reply as expected is very numerous, liquidate one share especially, offer everybody " appreciate " : Feel at ease and justified: "Obedient rule. " died to also worry about: "The administr
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