赖局长身边的女秘书小胡不仅长相漂亮,而且新潮、性感,又会卖弄风骚,把个赖局长迷得神魂颠倒。性欲无度等
于暗抽骨髓,况且赖局长毕竟是50多岁的人了哪里经得住这样的“挥霍”?尽管各种高级补品常服不断,但终是“入不敷出”。后来,因积劳成疾做了风流之鬼。
赖局长的阴魂被两个小鬼锁至阎王殿上,阎君一见这色鬼便严厉训斥道:“你在阳世为官,本该为国为民效劳,鞠躬尽瘁。但你却敛财如命,贪恋女色,骄奢淫逸,罪孽深重!你这只癞蛤蟆享尽了天鹅肉之美,花天酒地,醉生梦死,不做公仆反为公害!本王决定让你下辈子转生为真正的癞蛤蟆,让你食蚊虫,啃泥沙,以赎前愆!”阎君说罢拿起铜管笔在转生表上批了文字,命牛头、马面带到河浜沟塘投胎。
赖局长死后,副局长老罗升任正职。原来这老罗也是一个色鬼,赖局长在世时与女秘书小胡缠绵苟合梦魂颠倒嫉羡不已。那女秘书小胡姿容俏丽,有一种勾人魂魄的魅力,老罗望一眼就馋涎欲滴,浑身奇痒难耐……现在,他坐在了正局长的宝座上,心里就暗暗地打起了小胡的主意。小胡虽然是被赖局长玩弄过的残花,但罗局长依然觉得小胡很美丽,这口鲜嫩的“天鹅肉”他说什么他是绝对不肯舍弃的。于是,罗局长仍把小胡留在了身边。小胡本来很担心罗局长把她一脚踢开,然而罗局长不但把她留下来,而且对她关爱倍至,这使她又感激又感动,说什么也要用“实际行动”报答罗局长的厚爱。所以,她天天把自己打扮得更加艳丽迷人,还不时在罗局长面前送个媚眼,或明或暗地对罗局长做出挑逗性的试探,千方百计地想在罗局长面前获宠。两个人彼此心有灵犀,没过多久便勾搭在一起了。
有一次,罗局长带着小胡到市郊的云梦山旅游区游玩,逛了几个景点后两个人就有些乏味之感了,想找个僻静之处缠绵一番。两个人沿着一条小溪来到一个山崖下的泉水边,这里因离其它景点较远,少有人至,十分幽静。小胡将一块毛巾毯展在草地上,两个人便躺了上去滚在一起。一阵销魂的狂风暴雨使两个人都达到了欢乐的极至,都觉得这种“野趣”胜过金屋玉床……亢奋过后,两个人都有些疲劳了,便闭目静静地养神。小胡刚闭上眼后,就觉得隆起的乳峰上有什么东西在轻轻地骚动,弄得她浑身麻酥酥,奇痒难捱。小胡以为是罗局长又在抚弄她,便伸手去抓罗局长的手。但她的手触到的却是一个凉冰冰又疙里疙瘩的东西。小胡睁眼一看,“啊”地一声惊叫起来——哪里是罗局长的手,原来是一只满身癞疙瘩的大癞蛤蟆,趴在她的胸脯上一下一下地拱她的乳峰!小胡翻身坐起大呼小叫:“快,快打!快打癞蛤蟆!”罗局长被小胡的喊叫声惊得一愣,猛地站起身见一只大癞蛤蟆从小胡的身上蹦下来,便急忙拾起一块石头砸那癞蛤蟆。可是,那癞蛤蟆连蹦带爬已跑到小溪中顺水而逃。
从云梦山回来后,小胡因受了癞蛤蟆惊吓一病不起。两眼一闭就看见那个奇丑无比让人恶心的大癞蛤蟆往她胸上爬,弄得她日夜惶恐不安茶饭不思,浑身无力,精神恍惚。到医院检查过几次,吃过不少中西良药却终不见效。渐渐地变得脸色憔悴,终于香消玉殒一命呜呼了。
两个小鬼把小胡的阴魂带到阎王殿上,阎王爷冷笑一声道:“你这淫荡女子在阳世时以色相勾引政界官员,腐化堕落,败坏社会道德,误国害民。万恶淫为首,你这条美女蛇实为人间之祸水,本王定当严惩,就让你这个美女蛇来世转生为蛇,蛰伏在阴沟草丛,忏悔前生……”
小胡投蛇胎后,先为蛇卵后孵化为小蛇,不久便长成了一条大花蛇。有一天,花蛇在一条公路边的水沟草丛中寻找食物,突然蹦出一只大癞蛤蟆!花蛇一看不觉大吃一惊:这不正是前世在云梦山中爬到她胸脯上拱她乳峰的那只癞蛤蟆吗?冤家相见分外眼红,花蛇大骂道:“原来是你这个丑东西!是你这癞蛤蟆在云梦山中把我吓死,没想到今天在这相遇,前仇不报更待何时,今儿个我非把你活吞了不可!”谁想,那只癞蛤蟆竟哈哈大笑起来:“我的小宝贝儿,你知道我是谁吗?我是赖局长啊……你我前世有情有意,欢欢乐乐,我赖某虽为异类,但那种情意至今未忘……可是,你这水性女子在我死后就把我忘得一干二净,又跟老罗勾搭上了!那天,在云梦山中,我见你和老罗欢欢乐乐地做爱,你知道我心里有多么难过呀……后来你们玩得累了闭目休息,也是我一时性欲冲动,便爬到你的胸上,可惜异类不能交媾,我只能亲亲你那高耸的乳峰……没想到你睁开眼时就喊老罗打死我,所以,我才跳入溪水中一直逃到山外来。你被吓死转生为蛇也是罪有应得,怎么能怪我呢?”花蛇骂道:“我跟老罗勾搭是我的自由,你管得着吗?你破坏了我的幸福,使我转生异类,我怎么能饶过你?今儿一定要把你吞下方解我心头之恨!”花蛇说罢就张口去吞癞蛤蟆,癞蛤蟆当然不肯俯首任其吞食,于是,两个东
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西便展开了决斗。到底是拙笨的癞蛤蟆没有花蛇那般灵利,斗了几个回合自觉不是花蛇对手,便且战且逃,后来就逃出沟坎上了公路。花蛇穷追不舍,终于在公路上将癞蛤蟆咬住,然后狠狠地往肚里吞。正巧这时候一辆小卧车疾驶过来,驾驶卧车的正是罗局长,身边坐着新调来的“小蜜”。罗局长见公路中间一条大花蛇正在吞一只大癞蛤蟆,便加大油门“呜——”地一下飞驰而过,那花蛇和癞蛤蟆被碾得五脏俱裂成了一滩肉泥!
花蛇和癞蛤蟆死后一对仇敌又结为“同盟”,一同来到阎王殿前,联名状告罗局长卧车碾死无辜,哭哭啼啼地请求阎王爷主持正义为它们报仇雪恨……
阎王爷听了勃然大怒,姓罗的摆威风玩小蜜碾死无辜,理当治罪!于是便命两个小鬼马上将罗局长捉拿归案。当时,罗局长正驾驶小卧车行至一个桥头。两个小鬼上了车将方向盘一扭,小卧车“扑腾”栽到桥下。罗局长当场毙命,小蜜受重伤。
两个小鬼把罗局长的阴魂带到阎王殿前,三个对头冤家便在阎王面前打起来了官司。三个冤家各说其理,辩论不分高下,又互相攻击谩骂,争吵不休。阎王爷把惊堂木一拍,厉声喝斥道:“尔等前世为人均是色性之徒,奢侈糜烂,危害国家,败坏社会风气,本王一律严惩不贷!你们前世迷恋色情,性欲无度,本王决定叫你们来世均转生为‘无性欲’的骡子!再休想享受性爱之欢。让你们终生受劳役之苦,为老百姓拉车、耕地,以赎前世之罪愆!”三个阴魂默默地低下了头,被牛头、马面带至转生处办理了转生手续,然后便各自投胎去了。估计这三匹骡驹已出生,不知哪方哪几位农民老大爷正为喜添新驹而高兴呢……
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