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黑段子之钓鱼

2021-02-18 作者:故事大全 阅读:
  

王二

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是个无业青年,他每天的事情就是在街上溜达。从东家顺走几个果子,从西家偷走几块零钱,然后找一家小饭馆吃上一顿,运气好还能发现一两只苍蝇,这对王二来说又能讹上几百块。

这天,吃饱喝足的王二拎着从超市偷来的两瓶酒,正沿着护城河溜达着,嘴里还哼着小曲儿。这时候,王二看见河边上站着个钓鱼的老人。要说这条护城河,以前也是清澈见底,鱼虾几乎随手都能捞到。可后来城市发展了,生活垃圾都往河里倒,慢慢的,这河也都臭了。再后来,听说这里死过人,于是连住河边的人都搬走了。王二看老人站那不停地抛竿收竿,不禁笑了:“嘿!今儿收获不错,不仅捞了不少钱,来这还能看傻帽表演。”接着王二大声朝老人喊道:“喂!老头,你在这是钓不到鱼了,别瞎忙活啦!哈哈哈!”那钓鱼的老人听了这话,回头看了王二一眼,缓缓的笑了。王二看到那老头阴森的笑容,不禁打了个冷颤。“妈的,这老头笑的真特么吓人。算了,老子回去喝酒,不管你这王八蛋。”王二一边自言自语,一边继续朝家走了。

隔天,王二在河边又见到了这个老人。这次不用王二喊,老人好像能感应到王二似的,立刻回头冲王二笑了起来。王二一看,吓得一个趔趔差点摔倒,不禁朝老人骂了起来。而老人冲王二笑完,便仿佛听不见了似的,再也没理他。接着一连几天,老人每次都在王二路过的时候冲着他笑,而且王二觉得这笑容越来越吓人。终于有一天,王二想去讹人反而被人家先打一顿又报了警。等从警局里出来,天已经黑了。王二来到护城河边,看见老人还在那里,而且又冲他笑了。顿时,王二气不打一处来,直接走到老人身边,一下把老人推倒在地。嘴里还骂到:“他妈的,笑什么笑!你个老不死的,老子看了你就一身晦气!你特么在这臭水沟里能钓到鱼?”老人缓缓地从地上爬起来,冲着王二一咧嘴。王二一瞧,这哪里是人?明明是一具已经腐烂了的尸体!而那具尸体嘴里还含糊不清的说了句:“这…不…是…钓…到…了…么……”

第二天,人们在护城河边发现了王二的尸体,嘴唇上还挂着一个大鱼钩。

Introduce:Wang Er is a youth that do not have course of study, he everyday the thing is namely on the street go for a walk. Arrange a few fruit from a form of address formally used by an employee to his employer or a tenant-peasant to his landlord, from on the west domestic spirit away a few pocket money, look for a small restaurant to eat on one times next, lucky still can discover 9 fly, this says to Wang Erlai can on bluff hundreds of. This day, satiate drink sufficient Wang Er to carrying two bottles of wine that come secretly from the supermarket, wearing along moat go for a walk, return in the mouth hum move ditty. At that time, wang Er sees there is an old person of fishing on river side. Want to say this moat, also be clear previously see an end, piscine shrimp almost conveniently can be scooped up. But the city developed later, life r

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ubbish falls in past river, slowly, this river is smelly also. Again later, hear here is de

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ad outstanding, the person that lives repeatedly then by the side of the river was taken away. Wang Er sees an old person stand to keep casting

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pole to receive pole then, can'ted help laughing: "Hey! Today results is good, gained many fund not only, come this still can look foolish cap performance. " then Wang Er cries toward the old person aloud: "Hello! Old man, you are in this is to angle be less than a fish, fasten blind work! Hahaha! " the old person of that fishing listened this word, looked round Wang Er one, slowly laugh. Wang Er sees that old man's somber smile, can'ted help hitting cold quiver. "Of Mom, what this old man laughs is really special fearsome. Calculated, father goes back drink, without giving thought to your this bastard. " Wang Er at the same time solilo-quize, continued to go toward the home at the same time. Lie between a day, wang Er saw this old person again in river side. This need not Wang Er cries, the old person is like can the induction arrives like Wang Er, develop Wang Erxiao later immediately rise. Wang Er looks, frighten trip of within an inch of of Lie of a Lie, can'ted help be being scolded toward the old person rise. And the old person is over to Wang Erxiao, as if inaudible like, also did not manage again he. Follow in succession a few days, the old person is developing him to laugh when Wang Erlu passes every time, and Wanger feels this smile is more and more fearsome. Eventually one day, wang Er wants to go bluff person is hit first by the family instead signed up for again alarm. Wait to come out from the police station, the day is already black. Wang Erlai arrives by the side of moat, see the old person still is over there, and laughed to him again. Immediately, wang Er gas does not make one part, go to the side of the old person directly, one overturn the old person in the ground. Still scold in the mouth: "Fuck, laugh at what laugh! You an old amaranthine, father saw you with respect to a suit unlucky! Are you special in this can the fish angle in smelly ditch? " the old person climbs slowly from the ground, strong Wang Er one grin. Wang Er one look, is this where a person? It is a body that had

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decayed obviously! And it is ambiguous to return in that body mouth said sentence: "This … not … is … angles …

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