由于阴间急缺人手,阎王召集了一大批新近死亡、年轻力壮的小鬼,准备安排工作。
张强和李涛都是其中的佼佼者,它俩过五关斩六将,顺利地通过了阎王设下的层层考验,杀进了前十名。
进行最后的
直播民间鬼故事灵异事件
面试环节时,阎王问了张强和李涛一个相同的问题:“你们谁会讲外语?”张强初中上了半截儿就不上了,会哪门子外文啊?所以它只能闷声答道:“俺们村儿的方言算不算?”
而轮到李涛回答时,人家却是一脸自信:“我大学时的专业就是外语,说起来跟普通话一样溜!”
就因为这句话,两个鬼的鬼旅生涯从此走上了截然不同的道路:张强只能当一名普通的鬼差,而李涛却抢到了鬼差中的美差——据说除了在一年一度的全员大会上,普通鬼差想见美差一面都难!
事实也证明了这句话的真实性,因为自从李涛当上了美差之后,张强去找了它几次都没碰到它——这让张强破口大骂李涛没有义气:当上美差也就罢了,居然自己天天在外面吃香的喝辣的,连兄弟都不见!
好不容易到了一年一度的全员大会,张强暗道这次一定
民间鬼故事猫鬼神
要好好教训教训李涛。所以大会一开始,张强就特地找了门口的座位坐下,从第一个鬼进来就死死地盯着门口,生怕错过了李涛的身影。
会议室里的座位转眼就坐满了,可张强就是没有发现李涛的影子。它心中纠结起来:号称鬼鬼必到的全员大会,李涛居然敢不来参加?
就在张强这么想的时候,却忽然听到身后有人叫喊自己的名字。它回头看去,却发现身后站着的,是一个自己压根就没见过的瘦鬼。
“你……认识我?”张强面露疑惑地看着面前的瘦鬼。
“是我啊,强哥,我是李涛啊!”瘦鬼提提袖子露出一块胎记,声音突然变得哽咽起来,“强哥,连你都不认识我了吗?”
看着瘦鬼胳膊上的胎记,张强终于确定了面前的鬼就是李涛,可李涛生前明明是个二百斤的壮汉,怎么瘦成了这样?
“兄弟,你咋变成这副模样了?”憋了半晌后,张强问出了心中的疑惑。
“还不是那阎王搞的鬼!”李涛猛地一跺脚,愤愤地道,“本来我也以为美差会很舒服,没想是新增的跨国业务!我为了带这个人回来,足足赶了半年的路!”说着,李涛指了指身后一个金发碧眼的外国鬼。
“忘了跟你说了,除了‘美差’之外,还有‘俄差’、‘韩差’、‘非差’……”
Introduce:As a result of Acheron lack manpower urgently, hades was called together one large quantities of recently death, young force is strong impish, preparation arranges the job. Zhang Jiang and Li Tao are the among them person that above average, its two patience behead 6 will, passed Hades smoothly to set the layer upon layer test below, kill before was being entered 10. When having final interview link, hades asked Zhang Jiang and Li Tao a same question: "You who can speak a foreign language? " on Zhang Jiang junior high school half did not go up, the door that where to meet child foreign language? So it can cover tightly only sound answers: "Our village does dialect calculate do not calculate? " and when be turn for Li Tao to reply, the family is one face self-confidence however: "The major when my university is a foreign language, say to sneak away as mandarin! " because of this word, the ghost brigade career of two ghost was on disparate road from now on: Zhang Jiang can be become only an average spirit is poor, and Li Tao grabbed ghost to differ medium cushy job —— however allegedly besides in annual complete member on congress, one side of cushy job of average spirit poor infer is bad! The fact also proved the authenticity of this word, because since Li Tao should go up after cushy job, zhang Jiang went looking for it a few times to did not come up against its —— this lets Li Tao of Zhang Jiang shout abuse do not have personal loyalty: Should go up cushy job also stopped, unexpectedly oneself are very popular outside every day drink hot, disappear even brother! Good arrived not easily annual complete a congress, zhang Jiang dark line must teach homiletic Li Tao a lesson this well. So congress at the beginning, zhang Jiang looked for the seat of the doorway to sit down with respect to specially, come in to staring at a doorway with respect to dead deathtrap from the first ghost, for fear that missed Li Tao's form. The seat in assembly room sits in an instant full, b