有一小鬼，常常被大鬼和老鬼欺负，心里不服，却敢怒不敢言。一日，他听老鬼说人都怕鬼，便想去吓唬人出气。
这天，夜幕刚刚降临，小鬼便溜了出来。他先来到一个公园，公园一角的长椅上坐着一名东张西望的女生，看上去像等人。
“美女，在等我吗？”小鬼靠近女生坐下。
女生瞪了他一眼没有答话。
“美女，叫什么名字呀？”小鬼继续搭讪。
“走开，这里不是你坐的地方。&rdqu
o;女生脾气很凶，毫不客气。
小鬼不高兴了，他说：“美女不要生气，生气会见鬼的！”
“哼，见鬼也比见你强。”
“我就是鬼。”小鬼趾高气扬。
“呸，鬼死绝了吗，能轮到你这样的。”女生吐了他一口唾沫起身离开。
鬼怕唾沫，这一吐就像点穴一样，将小鬼固定在了长椅上，一个多小时后才挣扎着离开。
小鬼又来到一条河边。河边坐着一男一女两名学生，像在谈情说爱。
女生对男生说：“如果我们面前现在有个鬼，他要吃掉咱俩当中的一个，你会怎么办？”
“世界上哪有鬼呀？”男生不以为然。
“我要你说吗？”女生撒起了娇。
“好，好，如果真出现个鬼，我就把他摁到水里，让他喝个饱。”
小鬼听了很不高兴，心想：这小子也太能吹牛了，老子要是现了身，保管吓得他屁滚尿流。
想罢，小鬼沉到水里，水面上瞬间冒出一串气泡，随后他浮在了男生和女生的面前。
“我是鬼，我要吃掉你们两个中的一个，你们谁愿意让我吃。”
女生吓得哇哇大叫，男生紧紧抱着她冷汗直流。
“你真的是鬼吗？”男生哆嗦着问。
“当然。”
“你是什么鬼？”
“什么鬼，嗯，水鬼。”
“我不相信？”
“有什么不信的，如假包
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换。”
“你怎么能证明你是水鬼呢？”
“怎么证明都可以。”
“那好，如果你能在水里潜一个小时，我就相信你是水鬼。”
“没问题，不用说一个小时，十个小时都行。”
小鬼从水里露出头
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来的时候，男生和女生早已不见了踪影。
他沮丧地走在一条偏僻的小路上，月黑风高，没有行人。
前面突然闪出一个彪形大汉，手里拿着一把菜刀，说道：“此路为我开，此树为我栽，要想从此过，留下买路财。”
小鬼正好一肚子气没处撒，现在有个送上门来的，干脆吓他个生活不能自理得了。他掏出一张冥币递给彪形大汉。
彪形大汉端详了一阵问：“这是哪个国家的钱？”
“这是冥币。”小鬼露出了阴恻恻的笑。
“冥币，汇率是多少？”
小鬼有些哭笑不得，“什么汇率，这是在阴间花的钱，你敢要吗？”
“有什么不敢要的，我管你阴间、阳间，是钱就要。”彪形大汉说着装进了兜里。
“你是大活人，要冥币有什么用，还是还我吧？”小鬼已经被彪形大汉从精神上打败了。
“谁说冥币没用，现在先攒着，到了那边再花。”
小鬼感叹上了老鬼的当，人根本不怕鬼，人更不是好吓唬的，还是回阴司安心做小鬼吧！
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ne horn, look resemble waiting for a person. "Belle, waiting for me? " impish stand by a schoolgirl to sit down. Schoolgirl glare him without answer. "Belle, what to call the name? " impish continue to strike up a conversation. "Go away, here is not the place that you take. " schoolgirl disposition is very fierce, none polite. Impish grouchy, he says: "The belle is not angry, life interviews ghost! " " hum, absurd is stronger than seeing you also. " " I am ghost. " impish high and mighty. "Bah, ghost is dead absolutely, can be turn for you such. " the schoolgirl spat his saliva to rise leave. Ghost is afraid of saliva, this is spat resemble attacking a vital point same, impish and will fixed was in on couch, the ability after a many hour is struggling to leave. Impish come to the side of a river again. River side is sitting one male one female two students, resemble falling in love. The schoolgirl says to the schoolboy: "If before us there is a sinister plot now, he should eat off us two a in the center, how can you do? " " there is sth fishy of the where on the world? " the schoolboy objects. "Do I want you to say? " the schoolgirl is scattered removed charming. "Good, good, if appear really a ghost, I press him in water, let him drink full. " impish listened very grouchy, the heart thinks: This boy also can boast too, if father showed a body, frighten so that his fart rolls make water to flow surely. Think, impish sink in water, a string of bleb appears for an instant on surface, subsequently his float was in of schoolboy and schoolgirl before. "I am ghost, I should eat off you two a therein, you who is willing to let me eat. " the schoolgirl is frightened wow cry, the schoolboy is holding dc of her cold sweat in the arms closely. "Are you ghost really? " schoolboy shiver is worn ask. "Of course. " " what ghost are you? " " what ghost, hum, water ghost. " " don't I believe? " " what is believed, if false bag is changed. " " how can you prove you are water ghost? " " how the proof is OK. " " good, if you can be in,a hour goes in water, I believe you are water ghost. " " sure, need not say a hour, 10 hours go. " impish when coming odd from the dew in water, schoolboy and schoolgirl did not see sign already. He goes depressedly on a devious alley, lunar black wind is tall, without the pedestrian. In front abrupt lighten a husky fellow, there is a kitchen knife in the hand, say: "This leaves for me, this tree is grown for me, want to pass from now on, keep the money that buy a way. " impish as it happens one