唐苏和石四俩鬼坐在楼梯上抱怨。
唐苏说：其实早点死好，早死的话去天堂就不用等那么久。
石四说：还是晚死好一些，儿女什么的还能给邮点钱。这年头，有钱能使鬼推磨，什么事办不成啊。
这时，一老头路过，他看了看唐苏又看了看石四，“你们俩还有心情在这儿聊天？再不爬楼上去天堂就关门了。”
唐苏回头看了老头一眼，“你就那么想上天堂？”
老头二话没说，从兜里掏出一个小本本，上面几个烫金红色大字：天堂探亲证书。
唐苏看完后默默地把本本还给老头，“您老先走，我们再歇一会儿。”
老头得意洋洋地走了。
“你为什么没告诉他再等一会儿就可以坐电梯去天堂的
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事？”石四不解地问。唐苏想了想，慢慢地从兜里掏出一个小布包，拿出里面的小本本递给石四，石四恍然大悟，赞同地点点头。
不多时，老头连滚带爬地从上面掉了下来，半晌才挣扎着爬了起来，拍了拍身上的土，边走边骂：狗日的，我回去一准弄死那办假证的吴老二。
老头骂骂咧咧地走远了，电梯来了，唐苏站起身登上通往天堂的电梯，石四却坐在原地不动。
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“兄弟，这可是最后一班电梯，你不走吗？”唐苏问。石四没有说话，只是一个劲儿地挠墙。
唐苏走后，石四颤抖着手拿出兜里的回乡证：“Tmd，隔壁办假证的吴老二办证竟然用的都是唐苏的名字，天堂守门的就是个白痴也能看出来是假证。”
Introduce:Four ghost take Tang Su and stone on stair to complain. Tang Su says: Actually breakfast has died, heaven goes need not waiting if dying early so long. Stone 4 say: Die late still better, children of what still can choose fund to mail. This year, money can make ghost is pushed grind, what thing does not do. At this moment, one old man is transient, he sees Tang Su treat stone again 4, "You do two intentional still affection chat here? Or else upstairs climbs to go heaven closed. " Tang Su looked round old man, "Do you think heaven so? " old man demur did not say, draw out from bag small, above big character of red of a few bronzing: Heaven visits his family certificate. After Tang Su looks, return silently to the old man, "You are old foregone, we rest a little while again. "