某村有个后生，姓王，暂称其为王后生，他懒，过年揭不开锅，就想到去偷，于是跑到邻村一个老汉家里。
那时候穷户是没有院墙的，老汉进灶房放碗，王后生就潜到堂屋。
刚前脚进门，老汉就回来了。眼下后生是没地方躲了，只好钻到床下，计划等老汉睡着后，把屋里值钱的东西都翻腾翻腾。
老汉坐在床上，饭后抽旱烟，手一抖，烟袋锅掉了。
床下的后生急了，这烟袋锅正好掉在他旁边，老汉要去捡便会发现自己。心生急智，他把烟袋锅放在老汉的布鞋里，老汉一伸脚，就会被硌到，这样就发现不了自己了。
老汉捡到了烟袋锅，然后说：“不用藏了，出来吧。”
后生吓一跳，以为是诈唬，听得老汉又说，“我烟袋锅要是掉在鞋里，怎么会响呢，出来，出来！”
后生爬了出来，手足无措。
老汉看了他半天，唉了声，然后说，“我这里也没啥可拿的，年轻时老头我跟你一样，人懒，光想摸人家点东西。”
后生直道点背，第一次偷，就偷到行家了。
老汉人老成精，似乎有心拉他一把，就说，“你应当找有钱户，来吧
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后生乐了，原来老汉是指引我，授我技术呢，于是屁颠屁颠地跟了去。
一老一少俩偷儿摸到一户人家。
这家活得舒坦，还有两个家仆养着。
老汉带了盆，里面灌满了水，指着一处土坯墙说，“浇。”后生就浇。不远处有臭水沟，后生提水浇，老汉拿铲子挖。
过了些许时候，掏出了个洞。
老汉说：“钻。”
后生初次做贼呀，心里还是慌，颤抖着钻进洞里，小声说道：“老师傅，这里是茅房啊。”
老汉道：“就是茅房。”说罢，大声叫，“有贼啊，有贼啊！”
后生骇得尿裤子，想钻出来，那洞却被老头用棘棘刺塞严了，扎得后生直叫唤，墙又高，翻不了，听得这户人家往这里赶，脚步声哒哒的，看情况人数不少，后生急得白毛汗都出来了，一眼瞧见个盛着尿的尿罐子，也顾不得了，往头上一扣，咬紧牙关，顶着棘棘刺出来了。
老汉嘿嘿直笑，一齐跑了。
后生追着骂。
两人转到背地方，老头说，小子你出师了。
后生摸了摸脸上的骚尿，不解。
老汉又说，你小子有急智，我看行。
后生明白了。
后来依老汉的话，专偷有钱户，干了不少票。
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有一天，十里八村的偷儿就聚在一块了，喝酒吃肉，交流偷技。后生也在场。
摆宴摆到黑灯瞎火，众偷儿们喝得东倒西歪。
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一个偷儿拿刀把另一个同行杀了。
这事闹得沸沸扬扬。
那个杀人的说自己不太清醒，案子弄到县里，后来枪毙了。
事后的许多日子，当天喝醉的王后生都不敢再偷人家东西，因为那天吧，他头上也被砸了道口子，但就是想不起来怎么回事。
再后来，碰到了郭庄的小孬，小孬那天也在场。很明显，小孬的状态不好，一脸青白，像大病了一场。
“你咋成这样了？”王后生很奇怪。
小孬眨眨无神的眼睛，说，“被吓着了。”
王后生就问原因。
小孬说了那晚的事，那晚只有他一个人看到那人是怎么杀人的。
“那晚，小六（即杀人者）起来，拎了把刀回来，我刚好被尿憋醒，他一手拿刀，一手冲着兄弟们的头上扣指头，扣两下，说，不熟，就转到另一个兄弟身旁，再扣两下，又说，不熟。我心想，这小子敢情是把兄弟们的头当西瓜呀！一连扣了三人，都说不熟，到了你那里，他扣了两下，不放心似的，又拍了拍，说熟了，想剁，又用鼻子闻了闻，说，这瓜咋是骚的，拿刀背抡了一下，最后他走到举子跟前，拍了几下，道，熟了，一刀切了脖子，然后抱着那个血淋淋的头在啃，啃了几口，又倒下睡。我当时像被什么东西压着了似的，叫不出口，动弹不得。天亮大家醒了，看到小六抱着人头在睡，手里还握着刀，才知道他真杀人了……我自那以后大病一场，现在走路腿肚子还转筋呢。”
王后生坐在地上，不说话，“我的头很骚吗？”除了第一次跟老头儿去偷人家时，顶了尿罐子，再没干过这事呀，怎么会骚呢？
他决定去问老
头儿，按那天的记忆，找到老头儿的住所，那里早残瓦露天了，仿佛多年没有人住过。
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