村里人都知道王勇胆子大，也都知道王勇怕老婆，王勇才不怕人家笑话呢，老婆又精明长得又俊，怕这样的老婆他是心甘情愿！
这天，王勇到邻村给舅舅祝寿，临出门的时候，老婆给他念了一段顺口溜儿：“出门在外，老婆交代：少喝酒，多吃菜，够不着，站起来，晚上回家老婆有安排！”
老婆这样念有缘故：前几天晚上，王勇在外面喝醉了酒，东倒西歪地撞进了邻居潘寡妇家，一头倒在人家炕上便睡，吓得潘寡妇吱哇乱叫。周围有这么多邻居，王勇解释不清为啥偏偏闯进了小
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寡妇家，至今一直被老婆“制裁”，晚上只能睡沙发，现在一听老婆这话，知道有了转机，乐得他点头不迭。舅舅的寿宴很丰盛，王勇起先倒还记得少喝酒多吃菜，可是后来跟表兄弟们划拳总是输，不知不觉又喝多了，喝到半夜才想起了老婆的交代，赶紧丢下酒杯往家跑。
本来走大路回村也不过五公里，可是王勇心急抄近路，又恰好赶上这天晚上没月亮，摸着黑跑了一阵子才发现，脚下那条细细的小路不见了，不知怎么就跑到了荒草地里。好在远远地看到了村子里的几点灯光，王勇干脆趟着荒草，对准了灯光接着往前跑。
磕磕绊绊地又跑了一阵，眼前出现了一条闪着微光的小河，王勇松了口气，只要找到桥就能找到直通村里的大路了。他估摸了一下方向，觉得桥应该在自己的西面，于是顺着河岸往西走，踉踉跄跄地走了十多分钟，就是不见桥的影子，离村里的灯光却像是越来越远，难道是走反了？王勇转过身来再向东走，又走了十多分钟还是没找到桥。这下，王勇不知道怎么办好了，站在河边一动不动。
刚才跑得浑身发热，站下来才觉得秋风萧瑟，吹得身上直起鸡皮疙瘩，四周的杂草也被吹得乱响乱晃，就像有好多东西在里面钻来钻去。王勇倒不怕什么野物儿，只是奇怪那座小桥怎么不见了。他听说过鬼搭墙，半夜里让人四处碰壁回不了家，可是没听说过“鬼拆桥”，难道今天就让自己给碰上了？
眼看过了半夜，王勇急眼了：他娘的，就是真有鬼老子也不怕，你敢拆桥我就敢跳河！他知道小河也不过五六米宽，虽然跳不过去也
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能勉强趟到对岸，最多是湿了裤脚粘了泥，反正无论如何也不能在河边困上一夜！要知道，他老婆还在家等着他呢。王勇倒退了几步，冲到岸边纵身一跃，不料喝酒太多，两腿发软，根本就使不上劲儿，“咕咚”一声落在了河中央。好在他会几下狗刨，扑腾扑腾地就往对岸刨，刨了几下又不知被啥东西扯住了腿，怎么蹬腿也甩不掉。王勇有些害怕了，难道碰上了淹死鬼抓替身？人一急就豁出去了，他使出全身力气拼命扑腾，终于抓到了对岸的杂草，水淋淋地爬上岸来，朝着村里的灯光撒丫子就跑。
村子在山坳里，刚才在高处还能看到几点灯光，跑到近前却只见一片黑糊糊的房子。村里的房子没什么格局可言，路也都是些横七竖八的小道，每家房子包括周围的地形都差不多，不仔细看还真就分辨不出来谁是谁家。王勇心里估摸了一下家的方向，顺着房屋之间狭窄的小道摸了进去。小道里黑得伸手不见五指，走不多远就碰了壁，王勇只好退了回来，另找了一条小道再摸进去，谁知走不多远
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又碰了壁。这次王勇真害怕了，碰上鬼搭墙了！王勇差点儿叫喊起来，刚要张嘴又咽了回去，大伙儿都知道自己的胆子大，这么叫喊不是丢人现眼吗！他缓了缓神儿，摸摸眼前的墙也不过一人多高，管他娘的什么鬼搭墙，你敢搭墙我就敢跳墙！提了口气向上一蹿，抓住墙头爬了上去。他正要看看墙里是啥地方，不料墙头上的砖松动了，只听“咕咚”一声，连人带砖一起跌了下去，“咔嚓”砸翻了墙边的酸菜缸。这下可好，缸里的汤汤水水一点没浪费，都在他身上呢。等他水淋淋地爬起来，对面房里的灯亮了，原来是跌进了人家的院子里，一个女人尖叫起来：“来人呀！抓贼呀！”
王勇听出来了，这女人正是潘寡妇！这不是碰上了倒霉鬼吗！吓得他酒也醒了，赶紧压低了嗓子招呼：“别叫别叫，俺是王勇！”寡妇门前是非多，潘寡妇怕啥来啥，放开嗓子叫得更响了。左邻右舍的人们拿着棍子铁锨冲了过来，王勇只好跑出院子，冲着人们直摆手：“没有贼，没有贼，俺是王勇呀，黑灯瞎火走错路了！”
人群里冲出王勇老婆：“你倒会走错！俺带你认认家！”一伸手拧住王勇的耳朵，疼得他嗷嗷直叫，被老婆牵狗似的拖回了家……
邻居们都知道王勇要挨收拾了，都跟着王勇两口子回了家，有的来解劝有的看热闹。老婆在家开庭审问，王勇老实供述，大家听了有人相信有人怀疑，七嘴八舌地争论起来，老婆知道审不出结果，干脆宣布休庭：“别吵了，等天亮了俺亲自去考察！”
第二天一早，王勇带着老婆一起来到小河边，走到小桥西面十多米的地方，发现了脚踩手扒的痕迹。老婆问王勇：“你就是在这儿跳的河？”王勇点点头，老婆向左右看了看：“你找桥的时候先往西走了十多分钟？”王勇又点点头，老婆沉吟了一下又问：“返回来又往东找了十多分钟？”王勇挠着头皮说：“是呀，可是……”老婆笑了起来：“缺心眼儿的东西！这不是又回到老地方了吗？你往东再走十多米就是桥了！”
还是老婆精明呀，王勇也笑了：“俺还以为是鬼拆桥了！”
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老婆嗔道：“什么鬼拆桥，你是醉糊涂了！”王勇又想了起来：“是谁在河里扯俺的腿呢？”
老婆指指河面上浮着的一片水草：“就是它！”
王勇拍拍脑袋：“俺还以为是淹死鬼呢！”
老婆又笑起来：“什么淹死鬼，你是吓糊涂了！”
王勇顺坡下驴：“是呀，俺还以为是鬼搭墙呢，那知道就跳到潘寡妇院里了！”
老婆一下子板起了脸：“什么鬼搭墙，你这就是装糊涂了！”
完了，哪样都是糊涂，就碰上倒霉鬼才是真的，这一回又解释不清了，他呀，还是接着挨制裁吧！
Introduce:Village person knows king brave courage is great, also know Wang Yong is afraid of wife, wang Yong just is not afraid of family jest, wife astute grow handsome, be afraid of such wife he is be most willing to! This day, wang Yong gives an uncle congratulate on sb's birthday to adjacent village, face when going out, wife attended a paragraph of doggerel to him: "Go out outer, wife explains: Little drink, take course more, do not wear quite, stand up, come home in the evening wife has arrangement! " wife attends so have reason: A few days ago in the evening, wang Yong outside malty wine, walk unsteadily the ground bumps into home of neighbour Pan widow, sleep on family kang directly, frighten so that chaos of Pan widow Zhi cries. There is so much neighbour all round, king brave explanation is not clear rushed into young widow home unluckily for what, up to now all the time by wife " punish " , can sleep only in the evening sofa, listen to wife now this word, knew to have a favourable turn, readily take the opportunity to he nods incessantly. Birthday banquet of the uncle is very big, king brave at first still is written down less drink to take course more, but follow brother-in-law later people finger-guessing game-a drinking game at feasts always is defeated, drink again insensibly much, drink what just remembered wife in the middle of the night to explain, drop goblet to run toward the home rapidly. Walk along the highroad to answer a village to also do not cross 5 kilometers originally, but Wang Yong is impatient cut, catch up with this to do not have a moon day night fitly again, feeling black ran a period of time just discovers, the foot issues that fine careful path disappeared, do not know how to run in barren meadow. Saw a few light in the village aloof fortunately, wang Yong is flat wading barren is careless, aimed lamplight to run forth then. Bumpy ground runninged again, appeared at the moment one is showing crepuscular brook, wang Yong loosened tone, should find the bridge to be able to find the highroad of direct village only. His reckon direction, feel the bridge should be in oneself west, go down riparian westerly then, ground of Liang stagger Qiang went more than 10 minutes, do not see the sign of the bridge namely, leaving the lamplight of the village to resemble however is further and further, be to go turned over? King brave face about will go eastwards again, went more than 10 minutes again or di